fuckingrapeculture: psdo: ironelk: Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom: Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something A+ mind blown
drunktrophywife: Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
sadisticmonster: vanillish: underneathesestairs: So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH oh god
slenclerman: yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
menmas-booty: menmas-booty: There is this kid in my school who dresses as sonic everyday and no one knows his name so everyone just calls him sonic. He also runs through the hallways like him too. For those who might doubt me
rolan-pard: “every time you post something online the entire world sees it” yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
kawaiisquad: circle-within-square: pati79: 827125: kawaiisquad: What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself? Now I’m confused about his relationship with Catwoman. Actually, Neil Gaiman wrote a one-shot graphic novel that touched on this idea… interestingly enough....
aluroe: ok puberty, jokes over, you can make me hot now
meladoodle: granddad this is the first dance of my wedding can you please stop trying to tell everyone to ‘open up the pit’
patrick-stump-hand: pizzaswag: abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me you are the first five minutes of supernatural
bucklesup: my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
Rude fucking Awakening
xtuffx: uhhdude: Last night in Salinas, the most unacceptable shit went down at a show. RA’s bassist bludgeoned a homies head with his bass and the promoter got sucker punched across the face by them while trying to break up the fight. That band has lost my respect and should not be allowed back in the Bay Area. This is the exact opposite of what our hardcore scene should be about and RA had...