scarfshipping:

yours-truly-calliope:

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

(Source: inthepitofmystomach)

(Source: coldhexes)

kawaiisquad:

youre never too old for pre-teen violence

thesummerbreak:

@SUMMERBREAK HAS BEGUN. Spend your summer with a group of LA kids sharing their lives in #realtime!

(Source: mayanparty)

nintendofunclub:

01335:

its a conspiracy

i’m sorry isabelle. but i need the bells inside of you.

robinhook:

I don’t think I’ve ever tweeted something more true about myself.

nicevagina:

let me just slip in to something more comfortable

like your vagina

That awful moment when you see something really awesome on your dashboard but you have just clicked the refresh button

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: does-anything-matter)

snow-the-fox95:

rojoninja:

onlylolgifs:

Hydrophobic Clothing

Perfect for murdering people.

I’m so glad we are all on the same page.

peachdango:

the-yolocaust:

when u mom com home and overuse hte joke

and then she make hte spagheti

despicable-me:

Summertime

geth-metal:

frostbackscat:

Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes.

AHAHAHA

Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of 

who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers? 

(Source: cosplay-paradise)

willsherod:

my dad and sister came home and they went to the salvation army and brought home some chairs and i said “you shouldn’t buy from them because they discriminate gays” and my dad sarcastically replied “well then no gay asses have sat in our chair” and i said “i can change that” and sat in one that is how i accidentally came out to my family